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BEST DAY EVER! (also the response: "lots of f

Mon Mar 23, 2009, 10:07 AM
  • Mood: Euphoric
  • Listening to: the TV
  • Reading: History book -_-
  • Watching: suite life of zack and cody
  • Playing: was playing GH world tour
  • Eating: jello
  • Drinking: chocolate milk
ok first off i dont care wat anyone thinks about how my opinion is about wat im about to type about my day...

so 2day kinda sucked since i had exams and now i have to study for my history exam 2moro... but in the middle of my second exam (french) my mom texted me and told me that something happened to my brother and he was in the hospital... i found out HE TWISTED ONE OF HIS NUTS!!! LOL OMG ROFL!!!! my family was kinda sad and im not looking forward to the cut backs on the cash cut of the bill... but right now im hoping that he was too late and he has to get it removed so i can laugh even harder at him cuz he only has one ball! and ya it seems kinda mean to say it but this is the BIGGEST karma EVER!!! for every moment in life he annoyed me and laughed at my misfortune and now his gonna have this!! :D :D :D :D :D

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anyway... ik its been a long time since the last journal and i THANK ALL OF U for helping me with the height thing but now i might seem like a douche once i say y but this is a trick for all guys and IF ANYONE WANTS ME TO HIDE THEIR COMMENT CUZ THEY'RE SHY BOUT IT THEN PLZ COMMENT SO I CAN FIX IT FOR U...]
This is a formula for a lot of fun for guys and some girls but IT IS ALL TRUE and if u doubt me then test it urself...

take ur/ ur friends height (MUST B A GIRL)

multiply it by 12 to convert it to inches

divide it by 10.6

subtract 1

then that is almost exactly how deep the girl is...if u no wat i mean.

it a fun little trick to embarrass lots of girls and especially the shy ones but its no big deal, its just fun to do to mess around with people. so HAVE FUN ^^

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~ulquiorra01989 Mar 23, 2009, 11:45:47 AM
Wow the old saying pay bachs a bitch^^
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~shadowwolf2192 Mar 23, 2009, 12:19:06 PM
isnt it tho? ^^ i love karma

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U no that feeling when its like ur being followed or watched when ur going somewere in at night? thats me, in my wolf form, watching... waiting... for that one moment were ur at ur weakest and scared as hell. THATS WHEN I STRIKE! thats ur only warning!
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~Inuzuka-ai Mar 27, 2009, 3:07:57 PM
So, you finally told everyone why you wanted their height? I'm gonna laugh if one text slaps you ^^

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Ita katta deshou? Sumimasen.....
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~shadowwolf2192 Mar 30, 2009, 4:14:27 PM
^^ hey its fun

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U no that feeling when its like ur being followed or watched when ur going somewere in at night? thats me, in my wolf form, watching... waiting... for that one moment were ur at ur weakest and scared as hell. THATS WHEN I STRIKE! thats ur only warning!
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~Burikku Mar 31, 2009, 10:17:27 AM
LMAO So the gay dutch boy finally gets it XD

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CHARLIE THE UNICORN 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!>.<
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~MidnightHowl14 Apr 3, 2009, 2:16:33 PM
hey old buddy old pal. it's your lovely-buddy again. your equation is wrong. just wanted to let you know. there are only certain lengths in which a vaginal cavity can expand, and that's after arousal. but it was fun while it lasted. you may need a few extra factors in there, like WTH ratio and bodily proportions/size of your anus. ;)
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~shadowwolf2192 Apr 11, 2009, 4:54:35 AM
ik that there is only certain lengths and that length is about 5" but i can vary by a fractional amount but that is right cuz i didnt make it up i got it from a friend who found it from a factional location (that would b texting chacha if u ever have tried that, cuz its all just geeks in chairs who look up answers for u) so if u think its wrong the prove it and test it

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U no that feeling when its like ur being followed or watched when ur going somewere in at night? thats me, in my wolf form, watching... waiting... for that one moment were ur at ur weakest and scared as hell. THATS WHEN I STRIKE! thats ur only warning!
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~MidnightHowl14 Apr 15, 2009, 10:11:27 AM
i know it's wrong because i converse regularly with a man who has a PhD in Human Sexuality. yes, it can vary by a fractional amount and that amount is about two inches average (3-5 inches). i have tested it. ;) i'd like to test it on you sometime.
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